So it’s been a few weeks since my last review, and I’ve fallen a bit behind in the summer movie season. I still have yet to see The Hulk or Hancock, or a good number of far less interesting movies. However, I did get around to catching Guillermo Del Toro’s return to the superhero genre, Hellboy [...]
I had a rather interesting day yesterday, one that involved me being the only driver during the busiest shift of the week, getting hit with a rock that flew at me seemingly from nowhere, and unexpectedly helping a friend move into his new house. Afterwards, the gang and I decided on a movie, with two [...]
Hi there, all you shiny happy people out there! I’m the jerk, and as you may have guessed, this is my movie blog. If you’re reading one of my older reviews, you may notice that it’s prefaced with some rather non-sequitir-ish comments and whatnot. That’s because the previous posts before this one were copy/pasted from [...]
It seems these days that the best thing that can happen to a TV show is for it to get cancelled. That way, the fanbase will go up in arms and constantly bug the network executives to bring it back in the form of a movie. That’s how Firefly got resurrected as Serenity, one of [...]
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Homer screws up on a scale he’s never reached before, first humilating Bart in front of the whole town, then accidentally polluting Lake Springfield to ridiculous levels, forcing the government to place Springfield under a giant dome. Now that everyone hates him, the big guy’s got to figure out how to save his marriage, and [...]
So I’m home for Spring Break, and I finally saw the movie that my friends and I have been salivating over for months now: the film adaptation of Frank Miller’s 300. Being an avid comic reader, I knew what to expect from anything with Miller’s name on it: emphasis on crazy/cool visuals, gratuitous nudity, and [...]
So after taking a couple of days to recover from that Day From Hell, I met up with the guys back home to catch Hot Fuzz, the new action flick from the guys who brought us one of my 5 all-time favorite movies, Shaun of the Dead. How does the newcomer stack up to its [...]
