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Quantum of Solace

By thejerk • Nov 28th, 2008 • Category: action

Hey there, everypeoples! After a few long months of movielessness (there was really nothing I was just chomping at the bit to see, and I couldn’t really justify plunking down 9 bucks for movies that I knew were going to suck), I finally got around to hitting the theaters in time for the much-anticiptated [...]



The Dark Knight

By thejerk • Jul 20th, 2008 • Category: Uncategorized, action

Ever since Gary Oldman turned over that poker card at the end of Batman Begins, I’ve been waiting with giddy anticipation to see the follow-up.  Well, it’s finally here, and on Thursday night, I’d gotten myself tickets to the midnight screening.  Since the pizza joint where I work doesn’t close til 11, I would be [...]



Hellboy II: The Golden Army

By thejerk • Jul 13th, 2008 • Category: Comedy, Horror, action

So it’s been a few weeks since my last review, and I’ve fallen a bit behind in the summer movie season.  I still have yet to see The Hulk or Hancock, or a good number of far less interesting movies.  However, I did get around to catching Guillermo Del Toro’s return to the superhero genre, Hellboy [...]



Get Smart

By thejerk • Jun 21st, 2008 • Category: Comedy, action

I had a rather interesting day yesterday, one that involved me being the only driver during the busiest shift of the week, getting hit with a rock that flew at me seemingly from nowhere, and unexpectedly helping a friend move into his new house. Afterwards, the gang and I decided on a movie, with two [...]



You Don’t Mess with the Zohan

By thejerk • Jun 6th, 2008 • Category: Comedy

Hi there, all you shiny happy people out there!  I’m the jerk, and as you may have guessed, this is my movie blog.  If you’re reading one of my older reviews, you may notice that it’s prefaced with some rather non-sequitir-ish comments and whatnot.  That’s because the previous posts before this one were copy/pasted from [...]